Henny Youngman

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Take my wife... Please!

In the final analysis, it is your decision to make, but it doesn't move as fast as I'd like it to move.

I tend to be slightly fastidious in the company I keep. As a woman, you almost need to be.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.