Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Henny Youngman diejewishman Change image and share on social
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman happymarriageremain Change image and share on social
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman costdivorcejewish Change image and share on social
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. Henny Youngman dopekillknow Change image and share on social
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. Henny Youngman doorfinallygirl Change image and share on social
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Henny Youngman horsekneelposition Change image and share on social
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. Henny Youngman clockdiehave Change image and share on social
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman skydivesucceed Change image and share on social
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Henny Youngman doggraduateman Change image and share on social
