A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Henny Youngman badlymanpoor Change image and share on social
You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. Henny Youngman humannicepersonality Change image and share on social
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. Henny Youngman betdiaryhorse Change image and share on social
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. Henny Youngman billdoctorgive Change image and share on social
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Henny Youngman buyhappinessmoney Change image and share on social
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Henny Youngman beatgreathorse Change image and share on social
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. Henny Youngman drinkinterferejew Change image and share on social
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman cookdresskill Change image and share on social
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman findfortyhave Change image and share on social
