Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. Henny Youngman drinkinterferejew Change image and share on social
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman happymarriageremain Change image and share on social
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. Henny Youngman eleganthotelnumb Change image and share on social
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. Henny Youngman cemeteryscouttalent Change image and share on social
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Henny Youngman horsekneelposition Change image and share on social
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Henny Youngman buyheavilylove Change image and share on social
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman ballgolfgood Change image and share on social
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman latemorningsleep Change image and share on social
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Henny Youngman beatgreathorse Change image and share on social
