My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Henny Youngman armybrotherdie Change image and share on social
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman couplefastfastidious Change image and share on social
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. Henny Youngman drinkinterferejew Change image and share on social
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman happymarriageremain Change image and share on social
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. Henny Youngman cemeteryscouttalent Change image and share on social
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Henny Youngman horsekneelposition Change image and share on social
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Henny Youngman buyheavilylove Change image and share on social
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman ballgolfgood Change image and share on social
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman latemorningsleep Change image and share on social