I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose. P. G. Wodehouse loafstorysuppose Change image and share on social
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P. G. Wodehouse ballfaithfullygod share on social
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse callcurefrenchman Change image and share on social
Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. P. G. Wodehouse criticdarkdaytime Change image and share on social
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse cheapmemorymulligatawny Change image and share on social
Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks. P. G. Wodehouse brickpilereach Change image and share on social
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse chrysanthemumhaircut Change image and share on social
To find a man's true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse characterfindgolf Change image and share on social
Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels. P. G. Wodehouse authordropgrade Change image and share on social
