Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels. P. G. Wodehouse authordropgrade Change image and share on social
I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose. P. G. Wodehouse loafstorysuppose Change image and share on social
Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. P. G. Wodehouse criticdarkdaytime Change image and share on social
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse chrysanthemumhaircut Change image and share on social
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse callcurefrenchman Change image and share on social
Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks. P. G. Wodehouse brickpilereach Change image and share on social
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit. P. G. Wodehouse bitecursesit Change image and share on social
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P. G. Wodehouse disgruntlegruntled Change image and share on social
To find a man's true character, play golf with him. P. G. Wodehouse characterfindgolf Change image and share on social
