I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida. Daniel Tosh centralendflorida Change image and share on social
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. Daniel Tosh lifelotmatter Change image and share on social
The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid. Daniel Tosh angelesconstantlydeal Change image and share on social
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. Daniel Tosh colddumpfind Change image and share on social
It's not a stereotype if it's always true. Daniel Tosh stereotypetrue Change image and share on social
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts. Daniel Tosh actcannibalizeexcite share on social
I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out. Daniel Tosh awardawfulbranch Change image and share on social
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him. Daniel Tosh billhickhuge Change image and share on social
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension. Daniel Tosh comprehensionholdidea Change image and share on social
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.' Daniel Tosh economiceconomypackage Change image and share on social
