I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. Daniel Tosh colddumpfind Change image and share on social
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross. Daniel Tosh aidcrossfun Change image and share on social
I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out. Daniel Tosh awardawfulbranch Change image and share on social
It's not a stereotype if it's always true. Daniel Tosh stereotypetrue Change image and share on social
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. Daniel Tosh centralcomedygood Change image and share on social
The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid. Daniel Tosh angelesconstantlydeal Change image and share on social
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities. Daniel Tosh cavitychildclean Change image and share on social
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him. Daniel Tosh billhickhuge Change image and share on social
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida. Daniel Tosh centralendflorida Change image and share on social
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not a huge fan of repeating jokes, and I don't really do any of my old material from old stand-up acts. Daniel Tosh actcannibalizeexcite share on social
