For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Spike Milligan caesarfinallyfoot Change image and share on social
The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to the chef for trying and ten out of ten to us for eating it. Spike Milligan bleubrownchef Change image and share on social
It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. I was cushioned by servants. I don't remember doing anything for myself. I only played and went to school. Spike Milligan classcushionelevate Change image and share on social
May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots. Spike Milligan 8thbackbloody share on social
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan armyelevenfoot Change image and share on social
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan cureseasicknesssit Change image and share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
Is the modern social pattern of unending change and movement the cause of two modern diseases, insecurity and dissatisfaction? How lucky Thomas Hood was to be able to write, 'I remember, I remember the house where I was born.' I don't even know what mine looked like! Spike Milligan bearchangedisease share on social
I have resigned from the human race. Look at the way we treat animals. Spike Milligan animalhumanrace Change image and share on social
