Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan buyclassenemy Change image and share on social
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan armyelevenfoot Change image and share on social
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan bodyeighteenfridge Change image and share on social
It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. I was cushioned by servants. I don't remember doing anything for myself. I only played and went to school. Spike Milligan classcushionelevate Change image and share on social
My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well. Spike Milligan bandfathergeneral Change image and share on social
We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating. Spike Milligan agoalivecard share on social
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan marriageperfect Change image and share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. Spike Milligan harryjokelaugh Change image and share on social
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Spike Milligan caesarfinallyfoot Change image and share on social
