For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Spike Milligan caesarfinallyfoot Change image and share on social
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan armyelevenfoot Change image and share on social
Unbeknown to me, my manager, under my very nose (in a crouching position) has all these years been secretly compiling a book from my correspondence. I often wondered what she was doing in my office. She never did a stroke of work for me. All the time, I have been working for her. Spike Milligan bookcompilecorrespondence share on social
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan marriageperfect Change image and share on social
I remember lying out in my bed and looking at the vast, quiet sky. Right up above my head, there were three stars in a row, and I remember thinking, 'Well, I'll have those three stars all my life, and wherever I am, they will be. They are my stars, and they belong to me.' Spike Milligan bedbelonghead share on social
I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state. Spike Milligan challengecontagiousdepress share on social
My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well. Spike Milligan bandfathergeneral Change image and share on social
I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into God's presence. Spike Milligan churchgodjoin Change image and share on social
