For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. Spike Milligan caesarfinallyfoot Change image and share on social
You couldn't enclose people in institutions or hospitals or almshouses in the way the Victorians managed to do. India was too big. Seeing the suffering people was terrible, but I think I was more distraught at the needless cruelty to so many animals. Spike Milligan almshouseanimalbig share on social
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan armyelevenfoot Change image and share on social
My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well. Spike Milligan bandfathergeneral Change image and share on social
We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating. Spike Milligan agoalivecard share on social
It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. I was cushioned by servants. I don't remember doing anything for myself. I only played and went to school. Spike Milligan classcushionelevate Change image and share on social
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan buyclassenemy Change image and share on social
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan marriageperfect Change image and share on social
I can speak Esperanto like a native. Spike Milligan esperantonativespeak Change image and share on social
