He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. Alice Roosevelt Longworth picklewean Change image and share on social
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. Amy Sedaris funnygirllot Change image and share on social
What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. Alan Alda funnylifelose Change image and share on social
Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him. Leslie Jones billfunnymurray Change image and share on social
Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub, so it's kind of fun to get down and rehearse new things, and also rethink some of the older songs, how we're going to do them. Lesley Gore funfunnyhave share on social
It's funny how it usually works out that I end up dying. It sort of works out, because by the time I die, I'm usually tired of working on that particular movie, so I look forward to it. Owen Wilson dieendforward Change image and share on social
I live in a wonderful world of make-believe. A world of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. A world of Winnie the Pooh and Edward Bear. Things like that. Wonderful things. Funny things. Eileen Ford astairebearedward Change image and share on social
I think with Sky and BBC Three and Channel 4, there are some great television platforms, and the stand-up movement in this country is phenomenal. It's like rock n' roll here. Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of there and a lot of people are finding mediums to express themselves. Brendan Coyle bbcbritainchannel share on social
'White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way. Tim DeKay agentcollarcon Change image and share on social
Best fight ever in a movie: 'They Live.' I want to do a martial arts version of that, where you think it's ended, and it just keeps on going. I love that fight. It was funny as well. Unexpected. Scott Adkins artendfight Change image and share on social