Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them.