I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. Jay London askcenthandle Change image and share on social
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London bookbuyfall Change image and share on social
People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London peoplereadsubscribe Change image and share on social
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. Jay London telltimeurologist Change image and share on social
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? Jay London amishcountryleave Change image and share on social
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. Jay London drowsinessdrugenhance Change image and share on social
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Jay London buycrabfishnet Change image and share on social
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. Jay London backbuyfinger Change image and share on social
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London bluntbuyfather Change image and share on social
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults. Jay London adultaskconcern Change image and share on social
