People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London peoplereadsubscribe Change image and share on social
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London bluntbuyfather Change image and share on social
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. Jay London drivehuglonely Change image and share on social
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Jay London todaytomorrow Change image and share on social
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. Jay London drowsinessdrugenhance Change image and share on social
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London fathermoodplayground Change image and share on social
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. Jay London impressionistpromiscuous Change image and share on social
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. Jay London askboothgive Change image and share on social
I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. Jay London askcenthandle Change image and share on social
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. Jay London backbuyfinger Change image and share on social
