My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London fathermoodplayground Change image and share on social
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London bluntbuyfather Change image and share on social
Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Jay London todaytomorrow Change image and share on social
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. Jay London drivehuglonely Change image and share on social
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. Jay London drowsinessdrugenhance Change image and share on social
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. Jay London namenicknamepart Change image and share on social
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. Jay London impressionistpromiscuous Change image and share on social
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. Jay London askboothgive Change image and share on social
People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London peoplereadsubscribe Change image and share on social
