I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Carol Burnett jokelistenlove Change image and share on social
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany. Carol Burnett afraidgoodgoofy Change image and share on social
I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted to do a variety show within the first five years of the contract, CBS would have to put it on for 30 shows. Carol Burnett cbsclausecontract share on social
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own. Carol Burnett lifeprintword Change image and share on social
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that. Carol Burnett computeridealove Change image and share on social
On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing. Carol Burnett cardboarddaygood Change image and share on social
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. Carol Burnett averagedoublefeature Change image and share on social
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has. Carol Burnett caseenquirerexperience Change image and share on social
I was kind of shy as a kid. I was a pretty good student. I was a wallflower, or nerd, if you will. Carol Burnett goodkidkind Change image and share on social
