My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres. Carol Burnett arriveblockboulevard share on social
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. Carol Burnett actfeelgood Change image and share on social
It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers. Carol Burnett badcostlawyer Change image and share on social
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett audiencefindfunny Change image and share on social
But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. Carol Burnett begrudgedreamfood Change image and share on social
On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing. Carol Burnett cardboarddaygood Change image and share on social
As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing. Carol Burnett comediennedharmaelfman Change image and share on social
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run. Carol Burnett averagedoublefeature Change image and share on social