Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. Norm MacDonald comedyfunnyintend Change image and share on social
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. James A. Garfield breadbutterlive Change image and share on social
The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague. Thomas Lennon funnyguaranteemake Change image and share on social
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte funnygodhave Change image and share on social
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny. Michael Haneke babycopedifficult share on social
'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that's quite different. 'Funny Games' is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. Michael Haneke audienceconceivefeel share on social
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. Bill Hicks funnyhilarioushurt Change image and share on social
Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I can't give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. Jordin Sparks fallfeelfunny Change image and share on social
I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back. Aaron Douglas backcliquefootball share on social
