The funny thing is most people don't approach me because they are scared, and that's fine, I want to keep it that way. But the thing is if you're not scared or get over it you learn that sometimes what you're scared of is really what you shouldn't be scared of. Rutger Hauer approachfinefunny share on social
I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over. Ben Stiller funnyhopemake Change image and share on social
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin comicleaveperson Change image and share on social
Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. Andre Maurois constantconversationimprove Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm an intentional liar, but I'm a little bit of an exaggerator sometimes. If I'm exaggerating, and the journalist exaggerates on top of that, then we end up in funny territory. Autre Ne Veut biteendexaggerate Change image and share on social
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Alexander Woollcott fattenillegalimmoral Change image and share on social
A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly. Amy Sedaris funnygirllot Change image and share on social
What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. Alan Alda funnylifelose Change image and share on social
Before the Kennedys were elected, there had been older Presidents. Then here was this devastatingly attractive young couple with two beautiful children. They were so intelligent, graceful, gracious and funny. They enjoyed life so much. That's what caught America's eye. Letitia Baldrige americaattractivebeautiful share on social
Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him. Leslie Jones billfunnymurray Change image and share on social