When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny. Ira Glass airassumeeffect Change image and share on social
It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses. Danielle Panabaker findfunnyglass Change image and share on social
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope cagneyguyjame Change image and share on social
When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. Jean-Georges Vongerichten accentchineseenglish Change image and share on social
I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny. Susan Egan funnygoofylearn Change image and share on social
Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. T. J. Miller funnyhireimprovise Change image and share on social
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns agediehave Change image and share on social
I can count on one hand the people who are legendary in my book, and Tom Waits is certainly right at the top. It's funny, though: When I tell people that I like Tom's music, it surprises them. Steve Vai bookcountfunny Change image and share on social
