Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns agepoolrope Change image and share on social
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. George Burns good Change image and share on social
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. George Burns failurehatehonestly Change image and share on social
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns badcigardepend Change image and share on social
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. George Burns badgoodpay Change image and share on social
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns carecityclose Change image and share on social
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. George Burns agecigarday Change image and share on social
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns agewoman Change image and share on social
