Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns agenice Change image and share on social
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns airchangeclean Change image and share on social
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns futureliferest Change image and share on social
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns agepoolrope Change image and share on social
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. George Burns good Change image and share on social
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns badcigardepend Change image and share on social
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. George Burns badgoodpay Change image and share on social
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns agewoman Change image and share on social
