Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns agefaceplease Change image and share on social
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns futureliferest Change image and share on social
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns agecigarholder Change image and share on social
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns boydeadsea Change image and share on social
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. George Burns good Change image and share on social
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. George Burns badgoodpay Change image and share on social
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns badbookguy Change image and share on social
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns agewoman Change image and share on social
