Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns agepoolrope Change image and share on social
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. George Burns good Change image and share on social
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George Burns avoidimportantkey Change image and share on social
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns badcigardepend Change image and share on social
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. George Burns spendsundaytown Change image and share on social
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. George Burns badgoodpay Change image and share on social
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns carecityclose Change image and share on social
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
