Top 451 Funny Quotes

I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Naked dudes are inherently funny.

Money in property is dead money. It doesn't help the country. It's funny how the U.K., Ireland and Spain are the most property-obsessed nations in Europe and yet are also the ones suffering the most.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny.

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.