I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. Jenny Eclair comedyfunnyhate Change image and share on social
My favorite app is 'StumbleUpon,' because it just gives you interesting things that are sometimes exactly the stuff I'm interested in and sometimes just silly and funny. Christine Quinn appfavoritefunny Change image and share on social
I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. Loni Love comfortablefeelfinally share on social
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos pairshoesixty Change image and share on social
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman skydivesucceed Change image and share on social
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?' Lewis Black democratdifferencedumb Change image and share on social
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny. Sally Kellerman funnytell Change image and share on social
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. Gertrude Stein choosedirectionfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny, in a way the actor is a writer. It's not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one. Sam Shepard actorapplefunny Change image and share on social
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird. Hannah Simone awkwardflirtfunny Change image and share on social