It's so funny because if you tweet your lyrics and then you hear it in a song next week, you're like, 'Hey I had that same idea.' I'm very secretive with my music. We have to send emails password protected. Because once that song gets out, you aren't selling that thing. Ester Dean emailfunnyhear share on social
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. Eminem actorbarcatch share on social
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. E. B. White factformgreat Change image and share on social
There's this funny thing with pilots that you have to sign the contract to do the whole job before you're even offered the part. And they make about a million pilots a year, but hardly any of them get turned into series. Eve Best contractfunnyjob share on social
I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. Ella Henderson broccolichickendelicacy share on social
I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week. Eric Idle audiencefunnygang Change image and share on social
You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person. Eric Idle abandonmentattentioncleese share on social
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. Ellen DeGeneres barbiebuzzcut Change image and share on social
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. Eva Longoria eighthflatterfunny Change image and share on social
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are. Ellen DeGeneres 000arenaaward share on social