I have too much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope investmoneysweater Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope burngoodhear Change image and share on social
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Bob Hope stoptimetire Change image and share on social
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope actoraskbenny Change image and share on social
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. Bob Hope englandhollywoodwill Change image and share on social
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope crowlibertymake Change image and share on social
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Bob Hope lovemoneywashington Change image and share on social
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bob Hope bigamycrimemake Change image and share on social
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope banklendmoney Change image and share on social
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Bob Hope backbadcome Change image and share on social
