She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Bob Hope approachdirectionforty Change image and share on social
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope chickenisraelsoup Change image and share on social
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope burngoodhear Change image and share on social
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Bob Hope stoptimetire Change image and share on social
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope crowlibertymake Change image and share on social
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. Bob Hope countryegglie Change image and share on social
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Bob Hope lovemoneywashington Change image and share on social
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bob Hope bigamycrimemake Change image and share on social
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope banklendmoney Change image and share on social
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Bob Hope backbadcome Change image and share on social
