Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny hire improvise
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am. T. J. Miller possiblystandtime Change image and share on social
I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. T. J. Miller carefollowerlaugh Change image and share on social
Frankly, as much as I love to improvise, it hasn't been difficult to stick to the script on 'Mad Men.' The writing is so precise, and the story so carefully crafted, that I don't think there's room - or need - for ad libbing. I could never come up with dialogue as lovely as these writers do, anyway. Rich Sommer carefullycraftdialogue share on social
I decided to set out to prove that you could make a reasonable living building for the poor using recycled materials and only hiring unskilled labor. Dan Phillips builddecidehire Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social