Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. Mort Sahl differencelienixon Change image and share on social
When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly. Mort Sahl comedykindneutrality Change image and share on social
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. Mort Sahl believeconservativereform Change image and share on social
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. Mort Sahl comedianhumorinsanity Change image and share on social
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job. Mort Sahl attackjobleave Change image and share on social
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. Mort Sahl conservativedeservefeel Change image and share on social
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid. Mort Sahl kidmatineemovie Change image and share on social
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers. Mort Sahl manmeetrogers Change image and share on social