Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter fathergirlgive Change image and share on social
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance. Laurence J. Peter distancehalfwayjudge Change image and share on social
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. Laurence J. Peter censorcutexpert Change image and share on social
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't. Laurence J. Peter expressionfactmatter Change image and share on social
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Laurence J. Peter beautybeholdercompetence Change image and share on social
A man convinced against his will is not convinced. Laurence J. Peter convinceman Change image and share on social
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter angrymakeregret Change image and share on social
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep. Laurence J. Peter bulldetailploughman Change image and share on social
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. Laurence J. Peter intelligenceleisuretest Change image and share on social
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter accomplishemployeeincompetence Change image and share on social
