Top 451 Funny Quotes

I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.

I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.

Ron Glass

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

Kristen Wiig

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

Tommy Cooper

Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.

Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.

Kaitlin Olson

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.

Nigella Lawson

I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized.

Marc Jacobs

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Laurence J. Peter

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

Sylvie Meis

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious.

There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious.

Margaret Geller

You know my girls are so funny. You're out in the country and there are critters everywhere and they get a little like, 'Oh my God! Oh no, bugs!' and I had to say, 'Honey this is fine. This is their world and it's all part of being in the country.' I realized, 'Oh my God, my girls are really city girls.'

Anna Gunn

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