George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go. Andy Kindler funnygeorgehilarity Change image and share on social
It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set. Andy Richter andyarrestcall share on social
It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. Alex Graves backfunnygame Change image and share on social
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson dinnereatfarnsworth Change image and share on social
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson furniturelivesell Change image and share on social
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant blueredrose Change image and share on social
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. Eddie Izzard actactorbottom share on social
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler doorfigurelock Change image and share on social
If you have a dog, and you're a person whose moods are constantly changing, there's a moment when you look at the dog, and you feel bad for them because they're attached to you, and so it's funny for the dog to vocalize those things in some ways. Eileen Myles attachbadchange share on social
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. Billy Wilder funnykillpeople Change image and share on social