If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck laughmake Change image and share on social
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. Erma Bombeck bedblanketchild Change image and share on social
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. Erma Bombeck accentbuycosmetic Change image and share on social
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck carpetchildcourage Change image and share on social
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide. Erma Bombeck humoristliterarystart Change image and share on social
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck birthcarlend Change image and share on social
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck breathehearheavy Change image and share on social
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. Erma Bombeck decreeinfiniteleague Change image and share on social
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. Erma Bombeck bringcerealcontroversial Change image and share on social