It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Erma Bombeck compassionjudgmentmother Change image and share on social
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck carpetchildcourage Change image and share on social
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Erma Bombeck bathroomcargrocery Change image and share on social
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Erma Bombeck confusefamehelen Change image and share on social
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M. Erma Bombeck bodyeatfigure Change image and share on social
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck grandmotherhalloweenpretend Change image and share on social
