When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck civilizationhumor Change image and share on social
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. Erma Bombeck batterycarguarantee Change image and share on social
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television. Erma Bombeck childdanceeat Change image and share on social
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. Erma Bombeck bathroomcargrocery Change image and share on social
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M. Erma Bombeck bodyeatfigure Change image and share on social
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck grandmotherhalloweenpretend Change image and share on social
