Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. Erma Bombeck anatomydesignerfigure Change image and share on social
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Erma Bombeck comedyhumorhurt Change image and share on social
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck carchildwindow Change image and share on social
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. Erma Bombeck agebathtubdog Change image and share on social
Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it. Erma Bombeck admitchildcritical Change image and share on social
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. Erma Bombeck jonese Change image and share on social
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. Erma Bombeck companiondinnerhome share on social
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. Erma Bombeck cupmeasuremother Change image and share on social
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. Erma Bombeck compassionjudgmentmother Change image and share on social
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? Erma Bombeck askchestdirection Change image and share on social
