What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? Erma Bombeck askchestdirection Change image and share on social
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck laughmake Change image and share on social
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy. Erma Bombeck anatomydesignerfigure Change image and share on social
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. Erma Bombeck blowbraincomputer Change image and share on social
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Erma Bombeck breathehearheavy Change image and share on social
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck beverageconsiderfamily Change image and share on social
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. Erma Bombeck carcushionimprove Change image and share on social
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. Erma Bombeck cartshopsteal Change image and share on social
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck houseworkkill Change image and share on social
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. Erma Bombeck attendcarrycourage Change image and share on social
