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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' Rodney Dangerfield bartenderbeatgod Change image and share on social
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield backcardrive Change image and share on social
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. Rodney Dangerfield beardoctormother Change image and share on social
I haven't modelled since I was 12 - that was a one-time thing, and I did it as a kid to make a little money to save up for university. Acting is my first love as well as writing and eventually producing and directing. Kyle Schmid actdirecteventually share on social
I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me. Cierra Ramirez attentionfeelhave Change image and share on social
I grew up reading comics. I was primarily an 'X-Men' fan, but I definitely dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween when I was, like, 12 years old. Maybe younger than that. Jake Epstein comicdressfan Change image and share on social