Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore. Joan Rivers chorepleasureread Change image and share on social
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black. Joan Rivers blackdiefriend Change image and share on social
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward. Joan Rivers agoangrychange Change image and share on social
I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business. Joan Rivers businesscarsonchip Change image and share on social
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondexcercise Change image and share on social
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. Joan Rivers charlefunnyprince Change image and share on social
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. Joan Rivers businessgoodorient Change image and share on social
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny. Joan Rivers funnyline Change image and share on social
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers beddishhate Change image and share on social
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off. Joan Rivers adorefriendnight Change image and share on social
