I'm always shocked when I get an invitation. People are always shocked when they see me at a party. Joan Rivers invitationpartypeople Change image and share on social
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me. Joan Rivers praise Change image and share on social
I've learned you don't always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing. Joan Rivers agenthavelearn Change image and share on social
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. Joan Rivers joggersmiletime Change image and share on social
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote. Joan Rivers chickengivelow Change image and share on social
Show business is - you're there by somebody's fluke. And as long as somebody likes you, and the show is going well, you're fine. I'd do anything. There's so much I want to do. Joan Rivers businessfinefluke Change image and share on social
Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore. Joan Rivers chorepleasureread Change image and share on social
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black. Joan Rivers blackdiefriend Change image and share on social
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward. Joan Rivers agoangrychange Change image and share on social
