What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me. Joan Rivers absurdhorrorlaugh Change image and share on social
My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Joan Rivers actresscareercomedienne Change image and share on social
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken's vote. Joan Rivers chickengivelow Change image and share on social
Reading should be a pleasure, not a chore. Joan Rivers chorepleasureread Change image and share on social
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me. Joan Rivers praise Change image and share on social
I never dwell on what happened. You can't change it. Move forward. Don't waste your energy on being angry at something that somebody did six months ago or a year ago. It's over. Done. Move forward. Joan Rivers agoangrychange Change image and share on social
I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business. Joan Rivers businesscarsonchip Change image and share on social
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondexcercise Change image and share on social
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. Joan Rivers charlefunnyprince Change image and share on social
