I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers bedblamebunk Change image and share on social
I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it. Joan Rivers hatekindleminute Change image and share on social
Trust me, there's not one night a week I'm not in a theater somewhere. I adore theater, and I go out with friends, so I do have some nights off. Joan Rivers adorefriendnight Change image and share on social
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be. Joan Rivers barbeatcomedy Change image and share on social
Being Jewish has always been important to me. I now have 6M tattooed on the inside of my left arm. It's only a half-inch, but every time anyone sees it, they're reminded of the six million who perished, and so am I. Joan Rivers armhalfimportant share on social
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. Joan Rivers charlefunnyprince Change image and share on social
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. Joan Rivers apologizecomicjoke Change image and share on social
My audiences get younger all the time. Joan Rivers audiencetimeyoung Change image and share on social
My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never wanted anything else. I used to sneak in the costume room at my nursery school and smell the costumes. Joan Rivers businesscostumeeye share on social
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me. Joan Rivers absurdhorrorlaugh Change image and share on social
