I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Joan Rivers alivebadcare Change image and share on social
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers equalfortypartner Change image and share on social
I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well. Joan Rivers haveliveown Change image and share on social
Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers. Joan Rivers actactorgonna Change image and share on social
My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day. Joan Rivers ashecremateday Change image and share on social
Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it look like he just thought of it. Joan Rivers actorcomicdon Change image and share on social
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers forgethavelong Change image and share on social
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. Joan Rivers conceptelevenfight Change image and share on social
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. Joan Rivers clothediettailor Change image and share on social
