It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers forgethavelong Change image and share on social
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. Joan Rivers conceptelevenfight Change image and share on social
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. Joan Rivers clothediettailor Change image and share on social
I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house. Joan Rivers charityenglishhouse Change image and share on social
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondfloor Change image and share on social
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be. Joan Rivers barbeatcomedy Change image and share on social
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
