I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth. Joan Rivers adoreapartmentballroom Change image and share on social
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. Joan Rivers audiencegrouproutine Change image and share on social
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. Joan Rivers birthcordcut Change image and share on social
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. Joan Rivers beautifulcomicfemale Change image and share on social
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. Joan Rivers figurehappinesskey Change image and share on social
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously. Joan Rivers collegedresserfashion Change image and share on social
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too. Joan Rivers historyhitlermake Change image and share on social
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. Joan Rivers comedygarbogreta Change image and share on social
I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan Rivers chinchinesedirectory Change image and share on social
