I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. Joan Rivers comedygarbogreta Change image and share on social
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. Joan Rivers audiencecomedyfunny Change image and share on social
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. Joan Rivers actdarlingfunny share on social
Life does not measure up to performing... Performing is perfect. Joan Rivers lifemeasureperfect Change image and share on social
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider. Joan Rivers circlehaveoutsider Change image and share on social
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me. Joan Rivers harryhearinterest Change image and share on social
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. Joan Rivers apologizecomicjoke Change image and share on social
My audiences get younger all the time. Joan Rivers audiencetimeyoung Change image and share on social
I do a lot of lectures on survival. I always say you can't change what happened, so have a little wallow, feel very sorry for yourself, and then get up and move forward. You can't change what happened. Joan Rivers changefeelforward share on social
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers adoptcelebritychild Change image and share on social
