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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers equalfortypartner Change image and share on social
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. Joan Rivers callgiftgod Change image and share on social
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers benddiamondfloor Change image and share on social
Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan. Jeffrey Wright culturedirtyfan Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
