Top 88 Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

About Jerry Seinfeld

These are some quotes by American author Jerry Seinfeld Comedian, who was born on April 29, 1954.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Jerry Seinfeld

I've done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they're going to be compared directly against other ads.

I've done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they're going to be compared directly against other ads.

Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld

I like money, but it's never been about the money.

I like money, but it's never been about the money.

Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Jerry Seinfeld

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

Jerry Seinfeld

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

Jerry Seinfeld

If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience.

Jerry Seinfeld

I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward.

Jerry Seinfeld

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.

A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness.

Jerry Seinfeld

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