I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped. Jerry Seinfeld audienceprefertheater Change image and share on social
I like money, but it's never been about the money. Jerry Seinfeld money Change image and share on social
If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling. Jerry Seinfeld carefeltlive Change image and share on social
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld blowcakecandle Change image and share on social
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky. Jerry Seinfeld angryannoycomedy Change image and share on social
The Internet offers opportunities that are more unique than ever before. With TV, I know I'm making 22 minutes; I know there's a commercial in the middle. With the Internet, no one knows anything. No rules. Jerry Seinfeld commercialinternetmake share on social
I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything. Jerry Seinfeld articleaskautomobile Change image and share on social
Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner. Jerry Seinfeld beginnercallcomic Change image and share on social
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. Jerry Seinfeld deserveliepeople Change image and share on social
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social
