You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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Jerry Seinfeld
These are some quotes by American author Jerry Seinfeld Comedian, who was born on April 29, 1954.
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I can stay in the bath for, well, the longest has been seven or eight hours. I get completely set up with my laptop so I can watch 'The Sopranos,' put out some scented candles, music. I have a towel nearby so I can dry my hand to change the music or the TV. I make a little heaven for myself. And then I just refill and refill.
