The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedianfungreat Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that. Jerry Seinfeld comediandropfind Change image and share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me. Jerry Seinfeld hardlevelstand Change image and share on social
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained. Jerry Seinfeld entertainfunny Change image and share on social
You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture. Jerry Seinfeld coffeeculturefeel Change image and share on social
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Jerry Seinfeld frontfunnygoal Change image and share on social
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld attentionbackbox Change image and share on social
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social