To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information. Jerry Seinfeld fullguyinformation Change image and share on social
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. Jerry Seinfeld badhourmovie Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld familyfunthing Change image and share on social
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedyfriendfun Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that. Jerry Seinfeld comediandropfind Change image and share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedianfungreat Change image and share on social
You want to do good things, and once you've done a couple of good things in a row, you think 'Well gee, let's not mess this up.' But I am lucky at this point that I have something I really love to do, and it completely holds my attention. I never feel frustrated by it. Jerry Seinfeld attentioncompletelycouple share on social
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social
