A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry Seinfeld bookstoreevidencepeople Change image and share on social
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. Jerry Seinfeld badhourmovie Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld familyfunthing Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that. Jerry Seinfeld comediandropfind Change image and share on social
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. Jerry Seinfeld busycutdrop Change image and share on social
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social
To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information. Jerry Seinfeld fullguyinformation Change image and share on social
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. Jerry Seinfeld boardchesseffect Change image and share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
