I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done. Jerry Seinfeld beautifulbelieverbig share on social
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. Jerry Seinfeld badhourmovie Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld familyfunthing Change image and share on social
I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me. Jerry Seinfeld absolutelymarrypeople Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that. Jerry Seinfeld comediandropfind Change image and share on social
To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information. Jerry Seinfeld fullguyinformation Change image and share on social
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. Jerry Seinfeld boardchesseffect Change image and share on social
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. Jerry Seinfeld acceptcolorconcern Change image and share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social
