Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Jerry Seinfeld frontfunnygoal Change image and share on social
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. Jerry Seinfeld badhourmovie Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld familyfunthing Change image and share on social
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. Jerry Seinfeld comedyfriendfun Change image and share on social
There's different kinds of laughs. It's like a baseball lineup: this guy's your power hitter, this guy gets on base, this guy works out walks. If everybody does their job, we're gonna win. Jerry Seinfeld basebaseballgonna Change image and share on social
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that. Jerry Seinfeld comediandropfind Change image and share on social
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld attentionbackbox Change image and share on social
A lot of stuff I do out of pure obsessiveness. Jerry Seinfeld lotobsessivenesspure Change image and share on social
