The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social
You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture. Jerry Seinfeld coffeeculturefeel Change image and share on social
For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it completely clean and it works. If it does, then that's a legitimate item you have there. For me, it's nothing to do with finding those words offensive. It's just not what I'm in search of. Do it clean, and you are really earning that laugh. Jerry Seinfeld cleancompletelyearn share on social
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld attentionbackbox Change image and share on social
I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense. Jerry Seinfeld anticalculatecomedy share on social
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld delicateexplosivefunny Change image and share on social
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld babymakemistake Change image and share on social
I've done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they're going to be compared directly against other ads. Jerry Seinfeld advertisebowlcompare Change image and share on social
When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you're a guest in someone's face. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face. Jerry Seinfeld attractivefacefeel share on social
I think of myself more as a sportsman than I do an artist. Jerry Seinfeld artistsportsman Change image and share on social