You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture. Jerry Seinfeld coffeeculturefeel Change image and share on social
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Jerry Seinfeld frontfunnygoal Change image and share on social
For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it completely clean and it works. If it does, then that's a legitimate item you have there. For me, it's nothing to do with finding those words offensive. It's just not what I'm in search of. Do it clean, and you are really earning that laugh. Jerry Seinfeld cleancompletelyearn share on social
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld attentionbackbox Change image and share on social
I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense. Jerry Seinfeld anticalculatecomedy share on social
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld delicateexplosivefunny Change image and share on social
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. Jerry Seinfeld coffeecupdelightful Change image and share on social
When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you're a guest in someone's face. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face. Jerry Seinfeld attractivefacefeel share on social
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social