I've done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they're going to be compared directly against other ads. Jerry Seinfeld advertisebowlcompare Change image and share on social
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Jerry Seinfeld christmashelppeople Change image and share on social
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld delicateexplosivefunny Change image and share on social
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. Jerry Seinfeld coffeecupdelightful Change image and share on social
A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match. Jerry Seinfeld jokelaughlot Change image and share on social
I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped. Jerry Seinfeld audienceprefertheater Change image and share on social
I like money, but it's never been about the money. Jerry Seinfeld money Change image and share on social
If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling. Jerry Seinfeld carefeltlive Change image and share on social
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jerry Seinfeld blowcakecandle Change image and share on social
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld beatlesbegincreate Change image and share on social