Henny Youngman

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

On the way to work good-hearted young girls sometimes offer me their seats, which I accept and bless them in return, a transaction satisfying to all concerned.

I've always been very determined, ever since I was a little girl, to make my way.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.