My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes brother car lifeguard
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman costdivorcejewish Change image and share on social
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman cookdresskill Change image and share on social
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman bottledrinkeighty Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
Why do men fight who were born to be brothers? James Longstreet bearbrotherfight Change image and share on social
I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.' Bobby Moynihan lifeguardmakemoney Change image and share on social