If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman latemorningsleep Change image and share on social
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television. Dana Carvey 8thchanceeddie share on social
The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible. Daniel J. Goor actcomedyfunny Change image and share on social
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw dancefamilymake Change image and share on social
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. Kate Flannery distinctionfeelfunny Change image and share on social
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. Josh Billings greathitchpower Change image and share on social
I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons. Robert Mankoff absolutecartooncommunicate share on social
It's funny because the action figures are cool, and then I enjoy the magazines because that's me. Obviously, the fans are wonderful - they're so excited - but I'm not Rey, and people tend to not be able to differentiate the two. Daisy Ridley actioncooldifferentiate share on social
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. Greg Behrendt absurditycomedianfunny Change image and share on social