Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. Josh Billings godneighborpeople Change image and share on social
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. Josh Billings advicecastordreadful Change image and share on social
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. Josh Billings boardgoodhotel Change image and share on social
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. Josh Billings convincefoolwrong Change image and share on social
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Josh Billings angelcreatelow Change image and share on social
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Josh Billings familygeneralgood Change image and share on social
Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. Josh Billings manmiserynumb Change image and share on social
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. Josh Billings anglewormlifemake Change image and share on social
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings dogearthlove Change image and share on social
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. Josh Billings feltgoodlaughter Change image and share on social
