Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. Josh Billings envylovemicroscope Change image and share on social
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. Josh Billings advicecastordreadful Change image and share on social
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Josh Billings angelcreatelow Change image and share on social
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Josh Billings familygeneralgood Change image and share on social
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. Josh Billings boardgoodhotel Change image and share on social
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety. Josh Billings eatfaithhash Change image and share on social
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. Josh Billings blindfellowlove Change image and share on social
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. Josh Billings feltgoodlaughter Change image and share on social
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. Josh Billings bustfeelhold Change image and share on social
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. Josh Billings beatgaingreat Change image and share on social
