A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. Josh Billings associatedogmeet Change image and share on social
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. Josh Billings boardgoodhotel Change image and share on social
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. Josh Billings advicecastordreadful Change image and share on social
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Josh Billings angelcreatelow Change image and share on social
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Josh Billings familygeneralgood Change image and share on social
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings bitegodhonest Change image and share on social
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. Josh Billings blindfellowlove Change image and share on social
I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time. Josh Billings carefullylivelong Change image and share on social
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. Josh Billings bigotlearnmake Change image and share on social
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. Josh Billings envylovemicroscope Change image and share on social
