Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. Joan Rivers actdarlingfunny share on social
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. Malin Akerman awfulfallfunny Change image and share on social
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it. Katt Williams comedianforciblyfunny Change image and share on social
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: 'That's so funny.' John Prine's songs have always had this really witty tone. Kacey Musgraves funnygoodgreat share on social
It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Babe must have been waiting for me to get the ball up a little so he could get his bat under it. Carl Hubbell afterwardbabeball Change image and share on social
Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny. Brittany Snow betcheesyfriend Change image and share on social
My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier. Jason Gann armychangedad Change image and share on social
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss funnything Change image and share on social
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry blockbuildfire Change image and share on social
Memories are doing funny things to us. Milos Forman funnymemorything Change image and share on social
