Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention. Michael Keaton attentionfunnylot Change image and share on social
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry agebladderremind Change image and share on social
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Denis Leary expectfunnynecessarily Change image and share on social
I'm inspired by people who are unapologetically themselves, from Bill Cosby to Fahim Anwar. Just funny people. Jerrod Carmichael anwarbillcosby Change image and share on social
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it. Gene Wilder funnylaughmake Change image and share on social
I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable. Lake Bell acceptablecontinuedairy Change image and share on social
When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side. Robin Williams darkdiefrail Change image and share on social
I was a good student until I turned 15. Then, all of a sudden, it didn't matter to me anymore. Isn't that funny. I don't want to go to college. I always knew that. But it's hard. My friends are going, and I feel a little left behind. Clara Mamet anymorecollegefeel share on social
Whether I'm writing a novel about a guy mourning the death of his father or whether I'm writing a show about people killing each other, you want to hear characters speak and be funny and witty. Jonathan Tropper characterdeathfather Change image and share on social
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. Rutina Wesley bauerfacefunny Change image and share on social
