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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman costdivorcejewish Change image and share on social
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman cookdresskill Change image and share on social
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman bottledrinkeighty Change image and share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
My father never once told me he loved me. I told him I loved him only one time - that was when he was sick. It was hard, the way he showed his love. I didn't understand what he was trying to teach me. Now I know, but it came too late for him to see it. After he was gone, I realized he was trying to strengthen my mind to make me better. Gerry Cooney fatherhardlate share on social
In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly. Henry Spencer controldutyguy Change image and share on social