The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. Gilbert Gottfried comedianfunnyhave Change image and share on social
George Clooney is exactly what you would expect. He's annoyingly good looking, insanely funny, and super smart. So you just feel really inferior around him all the time. You end up feeling really bad about yourself, but you walk away feeling really great about George Clooney. Rob Huebel annoyinglybadclooney share on social
I don't really like hospitals that much. People are sick; sometimes it can be depressing. There's people going through a lot of pain in there. It has that funny smell. Mekhi Phifer depressfunnyhospital Change image and share on social
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. Tom Lehrer funnyinvoluntarylaugh Change image and share on social
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. Harry Lloyd diefunnymoment Change image and share on social
It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play. I don't know. I can only say this: I don't want to and have no interest in playing a plastic surgeon. That's for sure. I'm open to anything else. Dylan Walsh actordecidefunny share on social
I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me. Ross Mathews barbrabeltchorus share on social
There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on the world. So, when I'm developing my show, that's going to be the focus. Ross Mathews developfocusfunny Change image and share on social
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier. Joe Murray assumebananacheese share on social
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. Matt Lauer buttonfunnylearn Change image and share on social
