Top 41 Quotes by Norman Wisdom

I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is!

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I owe everything to the army.

You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it!

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.