Top 451 Funny Quotes

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.

Maisie Williams

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

Vince Vaughn

I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.

June Lockhart

It's funny: when you're skating around during warm-ups, I'll see signs that say things like: 'Kane, Prom?' We have a fun, young team, and girls are asking you to the prom and giving you their numbers.

It's funny: when you're skating around during warm-ups, I'll see signs that say things like: 'Kane, Prom?' We have a fun, young team, and girls are asking you to the prom and giving you their numbers.

Patrick Kane

I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'

I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'

Gina Bellman

My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a laugh a minute, my father.

My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a laugh a minute, my father.

Garry Marshall

It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.

It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing.

Pamela Stephenson

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

Tom Hanks

Former vice president Al Gore has devoted his post-administration years to a mission to tell the world about global warming. It's funny, but in his civilian life Gore has discovered the voice that voters had trouble hearing when he ran for president in 2000. The voice he has found is clear, impassioned, and moving.

Graydon Carter

History often reads as a hard and grim experience. But people are remarkably resilient and funny, even when the going is very hard.

History often reads as a hard and grim experience. But people are remarkably resilient and funny, even when the going is very hard.

Jim Murphy

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