The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funny hard joke
I always save a huge book for a flight, because then you read it at both airports and on the plane and by the time you get home you're a quarter of the way through and it doesn't feel so unmanageable any more. Ned Beauman airportbookfeel share on social
Just as the best way to judge an adult is by his or her record collection, the best way to judge a pub is by the albums on its jukebox. Ned Beauman adultalbumcollection Change image and share on social
I'm reasonably good at talking onstage, but actually holding court in a pub is all to do with power dynamics which I don't think has anything to do with fiction. Ned Beauman courtdynamicfiction Change image and share on social
It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly. Pierce Brosnan badlydangerousgood Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social