Denis Leary

Willem Dafoe and I are actually the same person.

Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.

Hockey's my favorite sport.

I think 'Eastbound & Down' is one of the great television shows, ever.

I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.