There are few things quite so effortlessly enjoyable as watching an eminent person getting in a huff and flouncing out of a television interview, often with microphone trailing. Craig Brown effortlesslyeminentenjoyable Change image and share on social
By and large, the artistic establishment disapproved of Margaret Thatcher. Craig Brown artisticdisapproveestablishment Change image and share on social
Everyone must know by now that the aim of Scrabble is to gain the moral high ground, the loser being the first player to slam the board shut and upset all the letters over the floor. Craig Brown aimboardfloor Change image and share on social
My life is a monument to procrastination, to the art of putting things off until later, or much later, or possibly never. Craig Brown artlifemonument Change image and share on social
What would we do without plaques to tell us who lived where and when? They introduce the past into the present, and are the quickest and most interesting way of reminding us that our streets exist above and beyond the here-and-now. Craig Brown existinterestintroduce share on social
For some reason, it is always thrilling to spot your home town in the news. Craig Brown homenewsreason Change image and share on social
Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But the Beautiful Game is in fact quite the opposite. It is badly designed and riddled with flaws. Craig Brown activityarguebadly share on social
One of the tricks of life is to have sense and money in roughly equal proportions. Craig Brown equallifemoney Change image and share on social
Just as there is something about an empty skip that makes you want to fill it, so there is something about a full skip that makes you want to empty it. Craig Brown emptyfillfull Change image and share on social
As a rough rule of thumb, I would say the smaller the pond, the more belligerent the fish. Craig Brown belligerentfishpond Change image and share on social
