I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler doorfigurelock Change image and share on social
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. Edward Abbey floatlayerscum Change image and share on social
I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences. Ronny Cox agoaudiencefind share on social
Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. Neil Gaiman awardbattlebig Change image and share on social
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. Jeremy Northam cookfindfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny, people don't think of 'Cloverfield' as being restrained because it's a handycam movie, but the only reason it's a handycam movie is because that was supposed to be the reality of the situation. Matt Reeves cloverfieldfunnyhandycam share on social
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Douglas Coupland cheapcurefunny Change image and share on social
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ. Tim Conway funnyparentshare Change image and share on social
Inspiration strikes at very funny times. Gillian Jacobs funnyinspirationstrike Change image and share on social
